On “Monday Night Football,” the Kansas City Chiefs handed the New Orleans Saints a 26-13 defeat in the NFL’s Week 5. Here’s some of what Tom Ruprecht overheard on GEHA Field at Arrowhead Stadium.

1. “OK… that didn’t work. New plan: Let’s see if we can get the Chiefs into a second-and-35.”
2. “We need to get Travis Kelce the ball in the first half, because his agent said he’s spending the third quarter on the ManningCast.”
3. “An amazing lateral from Kelce to Samaje Perrine! But oh no! Kadarius Toney inexplicably wandered onto the field offside!”
4. “Maybe ‘three-peat’ refers to constantly settling for field goals.”
5. “With Mecole Hardman, JuJu Smith-Schuster, Jody Fortson and Kareem Hunt, it’s obvious the Chiefs don’t share Taylor Swift’s ‘We are never ever getting back together’ philosophy.”
6. “Since Jawaan isn’t going to Canton, maybe he could make a gold jacket out of all the flags he’s amassed.”
7. “The Chiefs’ red zone offense thought the bye week was this week.”
8. “I know it sounds crazy, but maybe JuJu isn’t washed up. Maybe the Patriots’ offense just…sucks.”